Real Fake News

The Helioza Real Fake News Network brings you news from your town and around the world covering weird people, strange things, and stuff you never thought about. Where else could you learn about a revolutionary pigweed cash crop and where that new baby smell everyone loves comes from?

We are a team of investigative journalists. We beat the bushes in the darkest jungles, stagger through the hottest deserts, risk shark bite in the deepest oceans and hang onto our wallets in the wildest cities to bring you the stories other news networks know nothing about. It’s hard work, but someone’s gotta do it, and that’s us.

You might run into our stories somewhere else, but those are just copies. Only Helioza has the full story, the one you really want to read. Our real fake news stories explain the weird tips, uncover the crazy frauds and skip over the dull, boring news. We tell it like it is, warthogs and all.

If you didn’t read it here, you didn’t read it at all. That’s our attitude and we’re sticking to it.

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