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Common App Sterilizes Men

A common app sterilizes men by disrupting male hormones. Thirteen young males used the common app ibProfane for several weeks. A second group used the app SexCrush as a placebo. Both groups used the apps thirty times per day, on average. When researchers compared hormone levels,...

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Sheep Prefer Obama 5 to 1

A scientific study found that Cambridge sheep prefer Obama over Trump by five to one. The experimental protocol is simple enough for anyone to understand. A sheep is let into a room with two feeding troughs. A video screen above each trough displays a face. The...

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Chicken Liver Pigweed

Chicken liver pigweed is a species of Amaranth, also known as Amaranthus gallus. No one knows exactly how and when this variety of pigweed originated. It is likely from deliberate genetic modifications. If true, the harvested chicken livers would be designated as Frankenfood by the FDA....

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Common Pigweed

Common pigweed is a species of Amaranth, also known as Amaranthus palmeri. In the south, farmers sprayed heavily with Roundup (made by Monsanto) to control this variety of pigweed. As a result of this practice, pigweed became immune to Roundup. That’s when growers switched to Dicambra,...

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Pigweed Surprising Crop

Pigweed. Farmers hate it, especially southern farmers. One Arkansas farmer was murdered over a dispute when his neighbors sprayed illegal Dicambra to kill pigweed. Farmers hate it because each plant makes millions of seeds. One weed left undestroyed can fill a field with the useless plants...

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